Paki Politics
Q:"Should women have children
after 35?"
ABIDA HUSSAIN:"No, 35 children are enough!"
Q:"Can you do anything that
other people can't?"
JAMILUDDIN AALI:
"Sure, I can
read my handwriting."
'Asia Week' had declared Mian Nawaz
Sharif as the 33rd most powerful man in Asia. Vajpaee was
at 40th place.
In 1997 Mian Sahib was in 19th
place, the next year he was 21st and then this year he was 33rd.
And what do you think? Yes..there were at least 31 people in Asia
who possessed 'powers' more than a nuclear bomb...and one of them
was an Army General.
Q:"Why
was a debating Saifur Rehman like a scud missile?"
ASIF
ALI ZARDARI:"Both had been offensive and
inaccurate."
Q:"What’s
the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead
American in the road?"
MAULANA FAZLUR REHMAN:"
Skid marks in front of the snake."
REEMA:"Are you coming for my 18th
birthday party?"
SHEIKH RASEED:"No, I went for that seven
years ago."
Q:"Is your husband a bookworm?"
MRS. AITAZAZ
AHSAN:"No,
just an ordinary one."
Tell me who are richest in the country?
The MNAs and the MPAs.
So if they know that the next government can sell their
assets at home what will they do?
Bank abroad.
Precisely.
Oh, I see. (BR)
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant
approached Abida Hussain sitting in the first class section and requested that she move
to economy since she did not have a first class ticket.
Abida Hussain replied "I'm an ex-MNA, I have very friendly
relations with the generals, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York and I'm not
moving."
Not wanting to argue with her the flight attendant
asked the co-pilot to speak with her. He went to talk with Abida asking her
to please move out of the first class section. Again, she replied, "I'm
an ex-MNA, I have very friendly relations with the generals, I'm beautiful,
I'm going to New York and I'm not moving."
The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked
the captain what to do about her. The captain said, "I'm married to a lady
living in Jhang, and I know how to handle this."
He went to the first class section and whispered
in Abida Hussain 's ear. She immediately jumped up and ran to the economy section
mumbling to herself, "Why didn't anyone just say so?"
Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot
asked what he said to her that finally convinced her to move from her seat.
He said, "I told her the first class section wasn't going to New York.
(a joke)
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