PakiPolitics
The word "politics" is derived from the words "poly" meaning many, and the word "tics" meaning blood sucking parasites.
C.E.OFFICE
ISLAMABAD
"As
I said before, I never repeat myself."
(Shaukat Aziz)
I am a firm
believer in the freedom of the press”.
(Gen Pervez
Musharraf – October 17,1999)
An old one; but just to refresh your memories with interesting jokes:
An insect fell into a mug of beer
Englishman : Throws his mug away and walks out
American : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer
Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away
Indian
: Sells the beer to the American and insect to
the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer.
Q: "Whats the best way to keep milk
from turning sour?"
Nawaz Sharif:"Keep it in the cow."
Q: ". What are you doing by holding
your hands tightly over your ears?"
Aziz Munshi:"Trying to hold on to a thought."
Coke, as you know is a Jewish company. Well,
that innocent little image on the can isn't very innocent. If you
invert the logo on the Coke, you see an interesting thing. Inverted, the logo
clearly spells out "La Muhammad (S), La Makkah" which
is Arabic and means "No Muhammad, No Makkah". Is it any
coincidence that the company is Jewish and it once ran an ad in
which Muslims were doing tawaf around a huge bottle of Coke in the Masjid-e-Haram?
(Imran Butt)
MQMleader Altaf Hussain said that
when Aslam
Beg was army chief he
offered bribe money for the MQM
which the MQM refused to accept. He said he told the
general in a meeting in Islamabad that MQM was not for
sale, and feared that money sent for MQM could have been
taken by 'someone in the middle'.
(N.W)
Attn: People detained
by the previous government,
nabbed by the present rulers or
to be grabbed by the next regime.
Here is something for you to cheer about.
IN PRISON...you
spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK...you
spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
IN PRISON...you get
three meals a day.
AT WORK...you
only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON...you get
time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK...you
get rewarded for good behaviour with more work.
IN PRISON...a guard
locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you
have to unlock and open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON...you can
watch TV and read newspapers.
AT WORK...you
get fired for watching TV and reading newspapers.
IN PRISON...you get
your own toilet.
AT WORK...you
have to share.
IN PRISON...they
allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you
cannot even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON...all
expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required
AT WORK...you
get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct taxes
from your salary to pay for prisoners.
Salman Rushdi was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he passed a room where Tahirul Qadri was having an intimate conversation with a beautiful young woman.
"What a rip-off," Rushdi muttered. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that Tahirul gets to spend it with a beautiful woman."
Jabbing the man with his pitchfork, the escorting demon snarled, "Who are you to question that woman's punishment?" (joke)
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