Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.

"Give me your money," he demanded.

Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this-I'm an MNA, Member of the National Assembly!"

"In that case," replied the robber, "give me my money!" -

Q:"Whom are you working for?"
HUMAYUN AKHTAR:"Same people. My wife and a few kids."

Q:"I heard you have a cat that can say her own name."
NASREEN JALEEL: "Yes. Meow."

Q:"What book do you like the best?"
BENAZIR BHUTTO:"My husband's cheque book."

Nawaz Sharif finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and out comes a genie.

The genie gives Nawaz one wish.

Nawaz pulls out a map of Karachi with many red marks on it and says "I'd like peace in these areas."

The genie says "You are asking too much of me. Even I can't bring peace to all these areas."

Nawaz says "Ok. Well just make Raiwind beautiful."

And the genie thinks for a while and then says "Let me see that map again."---

Nawaz Sharif, Ishaq Dar and Senator Saifur Rehman were sitting in an aeroplane. Dar says, "I’ll throw this 280 million dollar tranche of IMF  out the window to make our country a better place." so he did. 
Nawaz Sharif says, "Ill throw all of my Ittefaq assets  out the window to make Pakistan a better place." so he did. 
Saifur Rehman says, " Ill throw Nawaz Sharif out the window to make this country a better place" so he did.